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Before I Start

This is going to be a list of things that I like to do when I'm by myself. But I didn't want to use that as a title because honestly, mostly everyone I know will immediately think of dirty things when they see it. So here they are, some things I like to do when I am alone:
– Sing non-B52's songs in Fred Schneider's voice.
– Sing along with every single word of Bryan Adams' "Everything I Do". Because I can't help it.
– Make faces at myself in the mirror.
– Make Frito Pie.
– Mix Sprite and lime sherbet and drink it.
– Read voluminous and pointless encyclopedias about comic book characters.
– Break wind repeatedly in my roommate's room.
– Play Uno on Xbox.