This is proof positive that my roommate is Howard Wolowitz of Big Bang Theory.
1. Both alarmingly skinny.
2. Both prone to wearing garish clothing that looks like it came off an old lady's furniture.
3. When asked 'Did you get a hair cut?' both will invariably answer 'I got them all cut.'
4. Both prone to wearing large belt buckles.
5. Wolowitz doesn't have a doctorate. Neither does Richard.
What did I tell you? PROOF!