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Seeing as how I'm going to be doing a lot of these posts, I figured I would indulge myself. I am a compulsive listmaker. I LOVE listing my favorite things. And if I can't do it in my own blog where CAN I do it? Plus I'm full of dinner, ice cream and the richest brownie/candy bar cupcake known to man. So without further ado:
MY TOP TEN CHILDHOOD/TEENAGE YEARS CARTOON CHARACTER CRUSHES (Yes I know it's weird but I was young, CUT ME SOME SLACK!)
10- Gadget Hackwrench from Chip n' Dale's Rescue Rangers- Sure she was a mouse. And not real. But she was a nerdy mechanic. And she was awesome.
9- Rogue from X-Men- The brilliant 90's X-Men tv show had a lot going for it. Among them being a ridiculous number of characters and Rogue, the flying tight-pants wearing flying super-chick.
8- Jem from Jem- Yes, I watched this show. Even though I'm a male. The scariest thing is this: number 7 is ALSO from this show
7- The Misfits from Jem- The evil rival band on Jem. I honestly believe they were more truly outrageous than Jem
6- Scarlett from GI Joe- I love redheads. And this was a redhead with a crossbow who knew that 'knowing is half the battle'.
5- M'Ress from Star Trek: The Animated Series- I used to watch this in re-runs on Nickelodeon. You mix a cat lady with the short skirts of the original Star Trek series and VOILA!
4- April O'Neal from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles- This one may have stemmed from just pure saturation of watching this show daily. I mean, really? A yellow jumpsuit?
3- Cheetarah from Thundercats- The only real blonde on the list. She also suffered from Smurfette Syndrome, being the only adult female of her species around.
2- Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?- Yeah, like many guys my age my voice dropped three octaves by the end of this movie. HOT!
1- The Baroness from GIJoe- Still my favorite. She was a black leather clad villain with an accent and big nerdy glasses.