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The Worst of the Best

I am a huge, huge fan of horror movies and as a kid (and even now) I devoured horror films. And like many, I loved the Freddy and Jason movies. But they got me to thinking. Every series has an entry that is the absolute worst. Which are they? Well, here they are.
– A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge- I think that in this movie not only did Freddy want to kill all the teenagers, he wanted to romance the male ones. This movie was suspiciously homoerotic.
– Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday- The worst because you only see Jason at the beginning and the end of the film. Stupid!
– The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation- It wouldn't even have been released had Matthew McConnaughy and Renee Zelweger not been in it. The Sawyer family has a member with a cybernetic leg and they are affiliated with a perverted pierced Illuminati member. Huh?
-Halloween: Resurrection- The one with Busta Rhymes. And it accomplished the impossible. It made me not care when Michael Myers was on screen.
– Child's Play 3- Chucky at a military academy. With one of the kids from Adventures in Babysitting.