Real Name: George W. Bush
First Appearance: November 3rd, 2004 (Panel 3)
Home Town: Crawford, TX
Occupation: President of the United States of America
Likes: Team America: World Police, the smell of electric-chairified inmates and Dick Cheney
Dislikes: hanging chads, people who's name rhymes with 'Your momma's been plodding' and all of Sean Penn's movies (except Fast Times at Ridgemont High...Spicoli was cool)