Real Name: Sean 'Samwise Gamgee' Astin
First Appearance: February, 2nd 2005 (Panel 1)
Home Town: The Goondocks
Occupation: Peter Jackson's Oscar Polisher/Sci-Fi Channel Movie Star
Likes: Lord of the Rings, The Goonies, Brendan Frasier
Dislikes: Pauly Shore, One-Eyed Willie (he said it'd be more than a one night stand), Sauron