John Kerry
Real Name: John F. Kerry
First Appearance: February, 11th 2005 (Panel 2)
Home Town: Aurora, Colorado
Occupation: Senator from Massachusetts and former "almost President of the United States"
Likes: John Edwards, Ketchup, parts of his mansion not occupied by Teresa
Dislikes: Swift Boat Veterans, Fox News Channel, telling the truth
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