Real Name: Petunia Mae Reilly
First Appearance: July 6, 2005 (panel 2)
Home Town: Rest Area Number 47, rural North Carolina
Occupation: tentacled prostitute from beyond the horrors of space and time
Likes: HP Lovecraft, Boon's Farm wine, the East Coast/West Coast country music war
Dislikes: booty calls from Cthulu, the peanut butter/jelly combination jars, the Bill and Ted cartoon