As I sit here and put band aids on the lash marks my webmaster puts on my back (it's called tough love) it occurs to me that today's comic has an in-joke for horror fans. If anybody can tell me what it is then you win a hearty congratulations.
Soon the film that film geeks have been waiting for will be upon us. 'Alien vs. Predator'. And oh boy is it going to blow worse than Paris Hilton in a hotel room with David Hasselhoff. How can you take an idea as awesome as this and put it in the hands of the guy who directed 'Mortal Kombat' and 'Resident Evil'? All we as moviegoers owe this trouser stain for is that one quick view up Milla Jovovich's hospital gown at the end of 'Resident Evil'. Other than that, this guy sucks! When he dies I am going to vomit on his grave. But I will probably still see the movie. Pity me.