Bored & Evil comic for December 30, 2005

"Updates? What is this, the Twilight Zone?"

I know, I haven't updated in quite a while, and not for quite a while before that. But hey, you want the jibber jabber then get your own comic! Honestly I have just not had a lot to say.
For my horror fans: skip Wolf Creek but go see Hostel next week. Eli Roth directed it and the man makes neat horror movies, despite the fact that the idea for this movie came from a website referred to him by Harry Knowles, the orangutan-like proprietor of Ain't It Cool News.
Underworld Evolution comes out in two weeks. The first one wasn't too bad, but Kate Beckinsale in leather equals my ass in the theater seat, it's that simple.
We've all become addicted to the video crack which is Animal Crossing: Wild World. Why don't we write letters, dig holes and collect fruit in real life you ask? Because we're all lulling Tom Nook into our confidences so we can take over his stores! Sorry if that paragraph made no sense to non-Animal Crossing types.
Also...
POST IN THE FORUMS!! THE FORUMS ARE COLLECTING MORE DUST THAN MY ROOMMATES GENITALS SINCE HE STARTED GOING TO CHURCH!