Over on Fark they had a little game where you would have to use a Star Wars quote to sum up your sex life. Being a Star Wars fanatic I had to join in. The first one is the one that summarizes my sex life, the others are just because it was too funny. Oddly enough, they are all from Threepio...
'Oh, where is everybody?'
'Thank the Maker...'
'Don't you call me a mindless philosopher you overweight blob of grease!'
'But it's supposed to be freezing...'
'Oh no! I've been SHOT!'
'The seem to think I am some sort of deity.'
'I never knew I had it in me...'
'Oh this oil bath is going to feel so good.'
'We've found the computer outlet.'
'Hey! You're not permitted in there. It's restricted!'
'Will this never end?'
'Curse my metal body I wasn't fast enough...'
'This is madness!'
'He tricked me into going this way.'