Supporting Charactersin alphabetical order
Description: This is why there are not Hot Topics to be found in Springfield.
Description: Cartman's Mom got Missy pregnant, but then she killed herself, yadda yadda yadda. BORING!!
The Chicks from Daria
Cuba Gooding Jr.
Description: Everyone's favorite FICTIONAL character.
Description: This criminal dolphin has been recently caught murdering little boys in the mall. More on this story when somebody cares.
Description: You know, the crazy guy from Lord of the Rings. Well, he's even crazier in Mall Monkeys.
Description: Everyone's favorite fascist nazi character.
Janey X-Box Controller For a Head
Description: She's...definately got an X-Box controller for a head.
Jay and Silent Bob
Description: With all the association with MallRats, we had to. Sorry.
Description: My ex girlfriend made a small cameo as a SWAT badass and later in the girlfriends comic.
Description: Mall Monkeys has resorted to cheap stunts, I'm afraid.
Description: She's got feelings, and a thirst for blood.
Ozzy "Fakeem" Ozbourne
Description: BLOODY BLACKFUCKINTASTIC!
Description: Plays father figure to Pink.
Description: Tom sees these sometimes. Well, all the time.
Description: Satan's just chillin'. He knows wassap.
Description: Snoop Dog got his playground in CHECK. Don't mess with a dawg that wants his hoes.
Description: Sweetest piece of ass this side of the playground.
Sonic the Bluntroller
Description: SUPER BLUNT ROLL!! ...cheese dick.
Description: Ever since he walked in on his wife and an alligator having an affair, he hasn't been the same.
Description: Grab some orange soda, and let us discuss this at my place over a game of NFL Blitz.
Description: As a webcomic, we are obligated to do a Penny Arcade cameo.
Description: Vampires need to shop, too.