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Three Things

Today, three things I've learned working in my current job (an office job):
1. Old people are not always wise. You can't learn from everyone. Sometimes they just want to tell you how old they were when they got their driver's license.
2. The mentally handicapped folks they assign to clean the bathrooms (and nothing else) are very nice. But they will always be cleaning the bathroom when I need to use it. Or want to clean it when I'm using it.
3. If the manager of your entire section comes around dressed as a giant baby to raise money for the March of Dimes resist the temptation to run screaming from the building. Instead, do what I did, be very uncomfortable and stare at your Wonder Woman calender until he goes away. Also pray he doesn't address you directly.