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Real Name: Wally 'The Book Selling Machine' Martin
First Appearance: September 29th, 2004 (Panel 1)
Home Town: VA Beach, VA
Occupation: Book Seller
Likes: books, lattes and feeling superior to non book sellers
Dislikes: stale bagels, Bachman Turner Overdrive, dirty hippies