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Real Name: Jake Kevin Voorheessenbergenstein
First Appearance: June 7th, 2004 (panel 1)
Home Town: Camp Lucky Chicken, New Jersey
Occupation: certainly not a mass murderer
Likes: machetes, walking slowly, his mother
Dislikes: swimming, Friday the 13th movies, girls with psychic powers