Real Name: Corey 'Not Bret' Hart
First Appearance: February, 2nd 2005 (Panel 1)
Home Town: The Bargain Album Bin
Occupation: Male prostitute.
Likes: Reruns of Benny Hill, cold showers, vinyl underwear.
Dislikes: MTV, The O.C., 'I Love the 80s' (They never called!)