Real Name: Creature From the Plaid Lagoon
First Appearance: June 7th, 2004 (panel 4)
Home Town: The Plaid Lagoon, near Sarasota, Florida
Occupation: Daycare teacher at Children of the Corn Daycare
Likes: scantily clad damsels in distress, fish sticks, video games
Dislikes: harpoons, kids who pee in the pool, the Beverly Hillbillies