Real Name: Ricky Kay
First Appearance: May 9th, 2005 (panel 1)
Home Town: Deep Creek, VA (Near The Great Bridge Bridge)
Occupation: Role Model, Delivery Driver, Apostle, Entertainer, Doctor, Lawyer, Middle Eastern Deity
Likes: Hamburgers With Only Ketchup, The Lord, The Blue Man Group
Dislikes: Losing the key to his trick straight-jacket