Real Name: Oliver Daniel Chaney
First Appearance: June 9th, 2004 (panel 2)
Home Town: Bailey Downs, Ontario, Canada
Occupation: Olympic-class model boat builder. On hiatus.
Likes: milkbones, fire hydrants, Scooby Doo cartoons featuring the Harlem Globetrotters
Dislikes: silver bullets, mimes, leash laws, Joe