Supporting Charactersin alphabetical order

Description: This is why there are not Hot Topics to be found in Springfield.

Description: Cartman's Mom got Missy pregnant, but then she killed herself, yadda yadda yadda. BORING!!

Description: Everyone's favorite FICTIONAL character.

Description: This criminal dolphin has been recently caught murdering little boys in the mall. More on this story when somebody cares.

Description: You know, the crazy guy from Lord of the Rings. Well, he's even crazier in Mall Monkeys.

Description: Everyone's favorite fascist nazi character.

Description: She's...definately got an X-Box controller for a head.

Description: With all the association with MallRats, we had to. Sorry.

Description: My ex girlfriend made a small cameo as a SWAT badass and later in the girlfriends comic.

Description: Mall Monkeys has resorted to cheap stunts, I'm afraid.

Description: She's got feelings, and a thirst for blood.

Description: BLOODY BLACKFUCKINTASTIC!

Description: Plays father figure to Pink.

Description: Tom sees these sometimes. Well, all the time.

Description: Satan's just chillin'. He knows wassap.

Description: Snoop Dog got his playground in CHECK. Don't mess with a dawg that wants his hoes.

Description: Sweetest piece of ass this side of the playground.

Description: SUPER BLUNT ROLL!! ...cheese dick.

Description: Ever since he walked in on his wife and an alligator having an affair, he hasn't been the same.

Description: Grab some orange soda, and let us discuss this at my place over a game of NFL Blitz.

Description: As a webcomic, we are obligated to do a Penny Arcade cameo.

Description: Vampires need to shop, too.